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Sunday, April 27, 2008

things fell apart

Yes, it is the 21st century. Yes, this is the age of the metrosexuals.

Okay, So...Men can wax.

Men can get manicures and pedicures.

Men can pay 600 bucks to get their hair styled by a fag.

Fuck, men can wear pink even!

All in all men can stay in touch with their feminine side.





But...I've said this once ,said it again and will say it elevnty million times....

MEN SHOULD NOT CRY IN PUBLIC.

Its just not effing right....I don't mean to be all macho or anything...if a guy wants to cry he can do so ALONE....but NOT in front of others man!(And definitely not on national TV.)





Just the sight of a man crying is ugly.Its disgustingly despicable.

It's not the same with women. Even when women cry they paint a picture of grace and poise. ...They pull a string of sympathy in your heart....

But when a guy cries ,you just want to give him one tight slap and tell him to fucking pull himself together.

(please note:This does not mean I like to see women cry. )



Case in point....the ol' Mallu Mon ....Sreeshant getting a tight one courtsey Bhajji.

What makes it worse is that it's a Mallu crying....mallus don't cry easy....we watch movies with fat lungi flipping heroes and fatter heriones and yet we do not cry ....live in a land where there are two strikes in a week and yet we don't cry...call our land Gods own country and let atheistic communists rule...STILLL...NO CRYING!

Eda mone Sreesanth...you've let us down ,bugger.


Well ...i guess two people must be happy now.

Sachin.....Now he has company on the sidelines for all the Mumbai Indians (Mumbai Idiots??)matches.
Symonds....pure schadenfreude man.....pure unadultrated schadenfreude...



That's all folks!!



I said THAT'S ALL...NOW FUCK OFF.







1 comments:

Aarti Subramaniam said...

hahahahhaha...good one...me likes