R A N D O M

"Hey... I dont think you guys must have heard 'bout me...but I've heard a lot about some of you...Arvind's told me a lot...Oh! I'm really sorry....I forgot to introduce myself...i'm Arvind's liver.I've been with Arvind for eighteen years now.Yeah eighteen long years. The first sixteen were actually fine...I lived an untroubled life ....then Arvind discovered ALCOHOL!
Since then at least once a week, he tries to drown me in that horrible vile fluid. The last week has been worse, theres been too much alcohol.... too much...all that beer... all that whiskey...all that vodka......noooo...Too weak to write anymore.......HELP!!!"



Shut up stupid organ!!!!
Sorry about that folks.....just my stupid liver....excuse it...it often comes up with such retardedness ...too much alcohol???? wtf is that????
So yeah life's good now.Almost.
I need to go now....there's a pitcher of golden goodness waiting for me..........
Toodle Doo.