Its always more fun to review a bad movie....helps you let out all your viciousness...
U,Me Aur Hum.
1. Punch yourself in the face till you bleed.
2. Take a fork. Pluck your eyeballs out of their sockets.
3. Eat a dozen razor blades. Preferably rusty ones.
1. Punch yourself in the face till you bleed.
2. Take a fork. Pluck your eyeballs out of their sockets.
3. Eat a dozen razor blades. Preferably rusty ones.
4.Give yourself a vasectomy/tubectomy.
The above actions would probably be less torturous and result in less mental damage than watching the shitty godawfully horrible and fuckingly stupid excuse for a movie that is U, Me aur Hum.
Why?? Why you ask????Ok where do I start?
The script was Okay…whether it was ripped off from ‘The Notebook or not, I can’t comment…I haven’t seen the notebook… ….but the shoddy job of the Screenplay and Dialogues ruined whatever was good in the script .....completely. Ajay Devgan’s character Ajay cracks terribly unfunny and stale jokes throughout the movie and Pia (Kajol) retorts with equally mind numbing comebacks. Twenty thousnad braincells of mine committed suicide during the course of the movie.(Probably which is why this review is so dumb)
In the acting department, Kajol and Sachin Khedekar shine ….Kajol’s portrayal of the Alzheimer’s affected young woman is marvelous…and Sachin does a subtly brilliant role of the Doctor.
Sumeet Raghavan ( Sahil from Sarabhai vs Sarabhai) and Divya Dutta’s acting talents are completely wasted in their haphazardly etched roles.
As for Isha Shravani….she should give up acting and stick to dancing. ...Stupid Bitch!!
Now the best part…the direction. By god! Ajay Devgan’s work should be shown to directors all over the world ….so that they learn….what NOT to do…
Every second shot is a fucking close up. By the end of the movie you could probably count, recount and double check the number of pores on Mr.Devgan’s humungous nose.
Further more there is always a charcter who has nothing whatsoever to do in the scene hogging the frame. I mean when Pia is giving a touching dialogue 'bout her ailment how it affects her family and all that jazz....... why in the name of all that is holy would I want to see the back of a bald doctor??????
The above actions would probably be less torturous and result in less mental damage than watching the shitty godawfully horrible and fuckingly stupid excuse for a movie that is U, Me aur Hum.
Why?? Why you ask????Ok where do I start?
The script was Okay…whether it was ripped off from ‘The Notebook or not, I can’t comment…I haven’t seen the notebook… ….but the shoddy job of the Screenplay and Dialogues ruined whatever was good in the script .....completely. Ajay Devgan’s character Ajay cracks terribly unfunny and stale jokes throughout the movie and Pia (Kajol) retorts with equally mind numbing comebacks. Twenty thousnad braincells of mine committed suicide during the course of the movie.(Probably which is why this review is so dumb)
In the acting department, Kajol and Sachin Khedekar shine ….Kajol’s portrayal of the Alzheimer’s affected young woman is marvelous…and Sachin does a subtly brilliant role of the Doctor.
Sumeet Raghavan ( Sahil from Sarabhai vs Sarabhai) and Divya Dutta’s acting talents are completely wasted in their haphazardly etched roles.
As for Isha Shravani….she should give up acting and stick to dancing. ...Stupid Bitch!!
Now the best part…the direction. By god! Ajay Devgan’s work should be shown to directors all over the world ….so that they learn….what NOT to do…
Every second shot is a fucking close up. By the end of the movie you could probably count, recount and double check the number of pores on Mr.Devgan’s humungous nose.
Further more there is always a charcter who has nothing whatsoever to do in the scene hogging the frame. I mean when Pia is giving a touching dialogue 'bout her ailment how it affects her family and all that jazz....... why in the name of all that is holy would I want to see the back of a bald doctor??????
Fucking Dumbass Devgan.....A blind and mentally retarded chuimpanzee can make a better movie...
IN A NUTSHELL: Avoid, avoid ,AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
2 comments:
Hate to say it, but movie reviews, even funny ones: not your cup of tea.
ohhh! i disagree with amogh big time...i think u should take up reviwing bad movies as a career..
everything in the post was soooo true...
u forgot the mention of VISHAL BHARADWAJ'S music,which he probably must have made in his sleep o sumthing,
yeah, n the yrics...
wat the fuk was dil dhakda hai n nai delli mein bareli jaisa saiyyan dude!!!!
the concept is totally ripped off from the notebook...i've seen the movie and read the book..
the onni thing changed is alzeimers...in notebook its amnesia
too good
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