picture blog#2

Just another funny image I found.
MCCain's so old ...he probably had a pet dinosaur as a kid!!
HAaha

things fell apart

Yes, it is the 21st century. Yes, this is the age of the metrosexuals.

Okay, So...Men can wax.

Men can get manicures and pedicures.

Men can pay 600 bucks to get their hair styled by a fag.

Fuck, men can wear pink even!

All in all men can stay in touch with their feminine side.

But...I've said this once ,said it again and will say it elevnty million times....

MEN SHOULD NOT CRY IN PUBLIC.

Its just not effing right....I don't mean to be all macho or anything...if a guy wants to cry he can do so ALONE....but NOT in front of others man!(And definitely not on national TV.)

Just the sight of a man crying is ugly.Its disgustingly despicable.

It's not the same with women. Even when women cry they paint a picture of grace and poise. ...They pull a string of sympathy in your heart....

But when a guy cries ,you just want to give him one tight slap and tell him to fucking pull himself together.

(please note:This does not mean I like to see women cry. )

Case in point....the ol' Mallu Mon ....Sreeshant getting a tight one courtsey Bhajji.

What makes it worse is that it's a Mallu crying....mallus don't cry easy....we watch movies with fat lungi flipping heroes and fatter heriones and yet we do not cry ....live in a land where there are two strikes in a week and yet we don't cry...call our land Gods own country and let atheistic communists rule...STILLL...NO CRYING!

Eda mone Sreesanth...you've let us down ,bugger.


Well ...i guess two people must be happy now.

Sachin.....Now he has company on the sidelines for all the Mumbai Indians (Mumbai Idiots??)matches.
Symonds....pure schadenfreude man.....pure unadultrated schadenfreude...



That's all folks!!



I said THAT'S ALL...NOW FUCK OFF.

Random photo

why choose when you can combine.............

Btw what about Mc Cain?

Hahaha

rnadom Occasional movie review.

Its always more fun to review a bad movie....helps you let out all your viciousness...

U,Me Aur Hum.

1. Punch yourself in the face till you bleed.
2. Take a fork. Pluck your eyeballs out of their sockets.
3. Eat a dozen razor blades. Preferably rusty ones.

4.Give yourself a vasectomy/tubectomy.

The above actions would probably be less torturous and result in less mental damage than watching the shitty godawfully horrible and fuckingly stupid excuse for a movie that is U, Me aur Hum.

Why?? Why you ask????Ok where do I start?

The script was Okay…whether it was ripped off from ‘The Notebook or not, I can’t comment…I haven’t seen the notebook… ….but the shoddy job of the Screenplay and Dialogues ruined whatever was good in the script .....completely. Ajay Devgan’s character Ajay cracks terribly unfunny and stale jokes throughout the movie and Pia (Kajol) retorts with equally mind numbing comebacks. Twenty thousnad braincells of mine committed suicide during the course of the movie.(Probably which is why this review is so dumb)

In the acting department, Kajol and Sachin Khedekar shine ….Kajol’s portrayal of the Alzheimer’s affected young woman is marvelous…and Sachin does a subtly brilliant role of the Doctor.
Sumeet Raghavan ( Sahil from Sarabhai vs Sarabhai) and Divya Dutta’s acting talents are completely wasted in their haphazardly etched roles.
As for Isha Shravani….she should give up acting and stick to dancing. ...Stupid Bitch!!

Now the best part…the direction. By god! Ajay Devgan’s work should be shown to directors all over the world ….so that they learn….what NOT to do…
Every second shot is a fucking close up. By the end of the movie you could probably count, recount and double check the number of pores on Mr.Devgan’s humungous nose.
Further more there is always a charcter who has nothing whatsoever to do in the scene hogging the frame. I mean when Pia is giving a touching dialogue 'bout her ailment how it affects her family and all that jazz....... why in the name of all that is holy would I want to see the back of a bald doctor??????

Fucking Dumbass Devgan.....A blind and mentally retarded chuimpanzee can make a better movie...

IN A NUTSHELL: Avoid, avoid ,AVOID AT ALL COSTS!

HA HA

Hillarious picture ......It's titled Hopscotch To Oblivion ........hahahahahaha......!!!!

Oh that's it! Get off the blog now.

R A N D O M

"Hey... I dont think you guys must have heard 'bout me...but I've heard a lot about some of you...Arvind's told me a lot...Oh! I'm really sorry....I forgot to introduce myself...i'm Arvind's liver.I've been with Arvind for eighteen years now.Yeah eighteen long years. The first sixteen were actually fine...I lived an untroubled life ....then Arvind discovered ALCOHOL!
Since then at least once a week, he tries to drown me in that horrible vile fluid. The last week has been worse, theres been too much alcohol.... too much...all that beer... all that whiskey...all that vodka......noooo...Too weak to write anymore.......HELP!!!"



Shut up stupid organ!!!!
Sorry about that folks.....just my stupid liver....excuse it...it often comes up with such retardedness ...too much alcohol???? wtf is that????
So yeah life's good now.Almost.
I need to go now....there's a pitcher of golden goodness waiting for me..........
Toodle Doo.

The year that was ...Legend...wait for it...dary

True incident. I swear.

One month into college and I'm in Delhi... NDTV Scholar Hunt .....First prize :Fully paid Scholarship to Cardiff University,UK for a Film/Media Studies course.....and theres a dillema...Do I WANT to win it?
One month into BMM and it felt like home.After two years in hell (read Goklibai) I was finnally in a place i could relate to the people and vice versa( hate that phrase but had to use it !) .

I actually LIKED my classmates (most of them).
I LIKED the course.
I didnt feel like slaughtering most of the proffesors.
'Twas a feeling truly strange for me.

Good times bad times...Chairbreak at Chillams...The discovery of Hamla...Cutting Chai !..Kerala I.V.( I.V. really??)

Working in a group was fun. Aww who am I kidding?? My group wants to kill me!!! But hey..Ravi ,Pooja ,Prerna ,Devesh ..you're a damn fine bunch to work with ...and I dont plan to kill you....SWEAR!

And the buddies....(awwwwww) Aarti, Amogh,Chillam,Dobu,Henna,Sharanya I might call on you guys even when I'm 30 and goin' through a mid life crisis...(not that you'd be of help.IDIOTS)
And everyone else in class : to quote Bilbo Baggins,"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. "

Thats all folks!
May the force be with you!