The Fame adlabs Theatre has plush ,black , patent leather seats which dreamily squish when you rest your buttocks on them ,tickets are 200 bucks.You are treated like a king and the theatrewallah people get you blankets and coke and popcorn and coffee on your request.
It also has red hard seats where you have to crane your neck to see both sides of the screen.Here the ushers look at you like scum from the bottom of mahim creek. You also get the free gift of a backache after the movie, tickets are a hundred bucks.
Being the cheapo that I am I caught a movie in the latter type. After the flick my friend who has the luxury of his own car askedme if I needed a lift . Dunno what it was that made me say no...gotta get myselt psychoanalysed for masochistic traits.
Having not enough money for a rick I had no alternative but to take a bus.A bus to any place is theoretically available every 20 minutes..but I had to wait for an hour.Maybe they mean 20 pluto minutes
Then when the blessed thing finally arrived a hundred people got into an enclosure meant for about sixty. If the driver didnt have that enclosure sorta thing for himself , I'm sure a few would have seated themselves on his lap.
Anyways Ive noticed that i spend about 2/5 of my day in buses ...so its about 2/5 of a home to me ..hyuk hyuk ...sorry sad joke!
So after travelling for an hour in a creaking old bus with a hundred sweaty smelly travellers who definitely have not heard of deaodrants i reached home ,flopped on my bed,fell asleep and dreamt of plush black patent leather seats in buses where Pamela Anderson sells tickets in slow motion wearing a red swimsuit..........
So long and So forth.................
Astalavista Baby!
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