Tag # 3...10 Things I Hate...

10 things I Hate

Mogi boy....you sure tagged me with a task here...10 things I hate and why?

1.Travelling in crowded public transport.

Bleeding idiots that populate (poopulate?) the city havent heard of deoderants. Yes,sir ...I know shuffling between Work,Dance Bar and Wife leaves you no time to have a bath...but please do something about the Mahim Creek like odour you emanate .

2.Random Hip Hop Wannabes.

Bling? Hoods? Gats? Hoes? You fucking idiot you're NOT on the streets of Compton.And the "Bling" looks less P Diddy more Bappi Lahiri.

3.Curd

It is spoilt milk. It has bacteria in it. It stinks.

4.Inane lyrics in todays songs.

"Bin tere sanam,

Is jahan me,

Bekaraar hum,

Dum da dumda dum."

WTF?? Did the lyricist hold the last line captive because he didnt get fully paid. Or are the makers of this song anally retarded?

5. My PC

It does whatever it feels like . I swear. This one time I've actually heard it say. "I'm too bored so I'm not going to save this presentation. Gonna conk off now! Best of luck in class tommorow! " and then it gave an evil laugh before hanging.

6.Chicken pox

7.Kinetic Hondas /Scooties.

I hate those shitty things . I really don't know why. I like the Bajaj scooter though.

8.DSP

For those who don't know it stands for Director's Special. The worst excuse for whiskey ever. Never try it. NEVER.

9.Gujjus.

I don't mean people from Gujarat as such. I mean Gujjus .You know them. Shiny clothes,fat cellphones,constantly yapping .."Bluetooth on karo ne!". I attribute this to the two years spent in Goklibai.

10.Myself.

To an extent.

Alkyholics

Wooookay boys and girls...our topic today is alcohol. Its an organic compound with a hydroxyl bond and its good....yes it is....
Alcohol gets you drunk.
Now there are different levels of drunkness...lemme explain
1.Lil' Buzzed
This is when you've had a few beers. You feel a bit loose and free.At this point you still have control of all your body parts.
Useful: Before exams, vivas ,interviews,meetings,mass murders etc.
2.Bit Drunk/I think I've had a lil' too much
This is after a few quarters of whiskey , rum or vodka or half a dozen pints.Youre really loose now...Uninhibited...you start singing....people start throwing bottles at you.....they break...you start to bleed.
Useful: After exams, Your Birthday,Others Birthdays, Open Bars.
3.Fuck I've had waaaaay tooo much
Now you can jump tall buildings in a single bound...oh yes...youre soooopermaaan!!
This is the funnest drunk stage ...anything after this is gonna be bad...you can dance naked now...you can sing Himesh....you can eat Vaseline on toast.
Useful: When you want to eat bread and Vaseline
4.Oh My God<> !!!
Hahahaaahhaha ...warned you.......now youre gonna puke you're guts out......Watchout for that big ass hangover.....hahahahahahha...puke....
Useful: When you just broke up/ turned down /find out that your wife was once a guy......



PS: I'm wasted and writing this shite!!!
PS PS : Whiskey rules OK?

I've been tagged.........woo hoo!....or crap!....I don't know......is it good to be tagged? I'm new here.

Hey what the hell.... here it goes.
6 Quirks
1. I bite my lip. A lot. In fact I do it even when I'm sleeping .
2. When I talk in malayalam, its mostly in third person. like " Arvind wants a glass of water" as opposed to " I want....". Long story behind it.
3. I use the word " Stoopid" too often.
4. I sometimes go for a jog after dinner.
5. Curd really disgusts me. In fact, if anyone in my vicinity is eating curd I try to stay as far away as possible.
6.I hate going to the doctor. Even if Im sick.



So now what ? Do I tag more people.
Assuming a yes... I tag Henna and Ravi.
The post ends here.
Merci Beacoup

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The phoenix rises from its embers,
Though it was never gone.
It never lived, never died
It never did belong.
Yet, it was there from the dawn of time
Singing that immortal song
Of times that come, of times that go
Of times come and gone.

Of times that come, of times that go
Of times come and gone;
Of consequences good or bad
Of actions right or wrong
Of consequences good or bad;
Not actions right or wrong.